January 2012
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“the mobile phone has killed the pub quiz”
today i plan on achieving absolutely everything by doing nothing
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“why’d people like plans so much when the best times are more than usually...”
“i try to take back pictures but that’s like pretty much impossible…...”
December 2011
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November 2011
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people always want to tell stories but i don’t want to listen
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whenever i tidy my room it’s like a new era of my life and i start off fresh again
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i remember walking past the transition of the old woolies on portobello road into a poundland in which anthony cotton was being paid to open. to say he’s on i’m celebrity must mean he’s gone up in the world, nevertheless this is an all time low for anyone to go on i’m celebrity in a sense that they’re now going up rather than down in the world.
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October 2011
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“still playing the ‘i don’t want to look at my balance’ game”
September 2011
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You can tell when someone had died in my village as their ancestors left behind with a chunky sum will immediately repave their drive, add an extension to their porch and if there is enough left over maybe a better model car.
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“i wanna steal your innocence”
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“I wish Jarvis Cocker would go on Strictly Come Dancing”
August 2011
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“I have protected myself from ever having to sell out by having nothing to sell...”
– 24 Hour Party People
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Would communism work in football?
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July 2011
15 posts
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I read A Picture of Dorian Gray and I guess initially Oscar Wilde has taught me a thing or two about romance.
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POW POW
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we learned from fact magazine; One, the king wears a king hat and lives in a king house, Two, your time will come, but tonight is our night, so you should give us all of your drugs, Three, we have a black president and you do not, so shut up, because you don’t know shit about where I’m from that you didn’t get from...
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With love comes hostility.
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All I ask for in life is what Gary Numan was on when he made ‘cars’.
June 2011
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I don’t think it’s a negative thing to write about dark or serious subjects as it shows you’re bothered. In comparison, a more pessimistic option would be to deny any existence of the matter, at least grappling with the affair shows that you can either handle or at worst neutralise it.
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